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-What's on your agenda?
-That's the beauty of

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being a teenager.

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I just go where
the day takes me.

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Yeah, well, I hope it'll take
your ass to a job.

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-I want a baby, Jeremy.
-Where's this even coming from?

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Sandra hardly ever calls me
anymore.

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Sandra calls you
three times a day.

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I prefer four to five.

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Hey, Dad.

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This is your grandson, Troy.

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-Hi, Granddad!
-Hi!

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I know you [indistinct],
but you're still young,

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and you have a lot to learn.

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-What, what is your problem?
-Did you know?

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-Know what?
-That's she pregnant.

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[pleasant music]

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[clamoring]

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Lord, Jesus! Oh, my God.

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[sighs] Oh,
good morning, Sandra.

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-Good morning, Miss Cora.
-[Cora] How you doing?

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That door is getting worse
over there.

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Oh, I know. It's stuck,
and the lock is jamming.

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And I asked Mr. Brown to fix it
I don't know how many times.

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Now, you know, it's like...

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What if we have an emergency
or something?

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Yeah, well, a lot of things
need fixing in this old place.

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Right.

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I mean,
the power keeps glitching.

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The thermostat is broken.
It is so cold.

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It is cold. That's right.

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You know, but if it ain't
one thing around here,

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it's another.

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Yeah, well, still,
it's a joyous day.

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Oh, somebody's in
a great mood this morning.

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I am. Last night was so great.

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It was.

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You know, and your friend
Lindor, I'm so proud of him,

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how he just reunited the judge
and his son.

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-That was amazing.
-I know.

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Did you see how happy
Judge Junie was?

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We all did. Oh, my God.

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It was so beautiful. I just...

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You know, that's the thing
about it.

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We're here to spread
God's peace and love and joy.

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And what I love the most about
it all is how y'all are young,

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and y'all understand that.
It just, it just blesses me.

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I love the work we do here.

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I feel so lucky to get to see it
and contribute to it.

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And you know what?
I'm happy that you're home.

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And going to school locally now,
we get to see you more.

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Okay, I'm not gonna go on
and on and on,

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but I'm happy to have you home.

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I'm gonna do my rounds and
do some maintenance requests,

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-all right?
-Okay.

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-Yes, ma'am.
-[Cory] See you later.

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[groaning]

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Hey, loser.
What's up? You good?

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No. Hell, no.

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Okay, what now?
You're like a walking disaster.

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[scoffs] Takes one to know one.

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I still cannot believe
this mess.

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Yeah. I'm in deep shit.

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Well, you're always
in deep shit.

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No, no, no.
I'm in deep, deep shit.

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I mean, up to the ceiling.
I'm drowning in it.

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Yeah, I know.

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I couldn't sleep last night,
and it's not even my mess.

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-What is this chick's name?
-Megan.

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Megan? Who is Megan?

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She's a cheerleader,
and she calls me Big Daddy.

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Big Daddy?

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Okay, so she's not very bright.

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Hell, that could be
any of your friends.

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[fake laughs] You're so funny.

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I cannot believe
she didn't tell you.

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-Tell me what?
-Tell you what?

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Tell you what?
That she's pregnant.

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[high-pitched screaming]

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-[shushing]
-Don't, don't say that out loud!

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Can't even bear the thought.

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[high-pitched scream]

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[theme music]

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<i>♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Always remember ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Blood ain't never water ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll make it
if we stay together ♪</i>

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[pleasant music]

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[high-pitched scream]

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Oh, my God. What is it?
What happened?

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-Oh. Miss Cora. Hi.
-What? What?

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What do you mean? What? What?

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Didn't you not
hear him screaming?

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Oh, yeah. See,
he just found out that, uh...

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That, that I'm dead.

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Dead? Oh, baby, what's wrong?

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You, you...
You dying? Something wrong--

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-[Sandra] No, no, no.
-[coughs] [grunts]

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-You sick?
-No, no, no, no.

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-He's... He's talking...
-[coughs]

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He's talking about<i> Dead Pro.</i>

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<i>-Dead Pro?
</i>-[Sandra] It's a video game.

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Yeah.

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-A video game?
-Yeah.

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You mean to tell me y'all making
all this fuss over a video game?

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There's old people
in this house.

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Y'all could give somebody
a heart attack or something.

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I thought the boy
was truly dying or something.

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Y'all need to stop with
all this foolishness now,

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here, over a darn video game.

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I can't believe you would
do that over a video game.

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Thought you was dying.

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What kind of chick
is this anyways?

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Why wouldn't she tell you
she's pregnant?

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Look, I don't know.
She's probably freaking out too.

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What the hell, Philip?
How did this happen?

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How did this happen?

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Sandra, when a man and a woman
really like each other--

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Shut up!
I know how it happened.

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I mean, how did your stupid ass
let it happen?

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Look, I'm cursed, Sandra.

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I mean, the girls can't get
their hands off me.

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It's like I be pulling up
to the school,

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driving with the beats like...

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[beatboxing]

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And you see the hair, right?
The twist?

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You see it? Feel it, feel it.

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I'm not feeling your twists.

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Well, they can't
control themselves, okay?

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Back then, they didn't want me,
and now they all up on me.

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It's... I need a bodyguard.

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How much do you think
they charge by the hour?

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You are delusional, little bro.

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Okay, so you
still haven't told Mom and Dad?

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What?
You think if I told Mom and Dad,

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I'd still be here right now?

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Yeah, you're right about that.

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Thank God you told me.

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Okay, well,
when you tell Mom and Dad,

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do not tell them that I knew.

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Focus.
Man, this isn't about you.

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Yeah, I know, but whenever
your dumb ass gets in trouble,

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it always ends up
being my fault.

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Look, Sandra,
this is the worst, okay?

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It's like Mom and Dad don't
understand anything anyway.

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They're like dinosaurs
in the prehistoric Dark Ages.

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Dinosaurs, huh?

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Oh! [chuckles nervously]
Hey, Mom!

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Hey!

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Hey, I see the blue poppin'!

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It looks phenomenal
with the earrings and the shoes.

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You're really pulling
it together, right?

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You see? I see you.

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You see? I see you. I see you.

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-I see... [clears throat]
-Mm-hmm.

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Hey, hey, Dad.

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Why you look so befuddled?

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You don't even know
what that means.

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-Yeah, I do.
-What do it mean?

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Uh, it means, uh...

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-Dad.
-Yeah.

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[Philip] That's, how you look
is a great example.

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Yeah, look, I'm about to turn
into a T-Saurus Rex in here

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if you don't tell me
what's going on.

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-Come on, Sandra.
-Yes, Mom?

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-Yeah, what did you do?
-What?

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-I am not in this.
-You are always in it, Sandra.

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Look, you know what?

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I know, Dad, which, frankly,
I think is ridiculous

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and completely unfair,
if you ask me.

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Well, nobody asked you.

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Come on, Philip, out with it.

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We're gonna find out anyway,
so you may as well tell me.

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-Yep.
-Oh.

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Well, uh...

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[awkwardly murmuring]

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Hey, what's going on, guys?
What's happening?

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These two weirdos
are acting strange again.

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-You are so dead.
-Dead?

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What you talking about, Sandra?

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Leah, don't worry
about these two.

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They...
It's some video game.

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<i>Dead Pro</i> or something
like that they talking about.

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Yes, yes, yeah.
I lost in a video game.

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Yes, last night.

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Um, he lost and he was so...

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-Devastated.
-Devastated. Devastated.

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About a video game?

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[Jeremy] Devastated?

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You gonna be devastated
if you don't get to work.

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-Yes, sir.
-You too, Philip.

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You got plenty of chores
to do around here.

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Yep.

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And when you're finished
with theirs,

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I have some more things
for y'all to do, okay?

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Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

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What you waiting for?

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[Philip]
Yep, yep, let's get to it.

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"Devastated."

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-"Befuddled." [laughs]
-Mm-hmm.

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Did I look befuddled?

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Not at all.

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I don't even think he know
what it is.

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[music]

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Uh, Anastasia.

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Don't bother me, I'm busy.

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And don't come over here
and mess with me

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because I'm busy too.

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Ain't nobody talking to you,
Brown.

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You know what?

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You two for sure spend a lot
of time on them computers.

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Mark my word, them computers

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gonna get both of y'all
into a lot of trouble.

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What the what? Shut up!

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Did y'all know that aliens

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have been visiting
elderly homes lately?

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[chuckles] See what I mean?
What you talking about, Brown?

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Now, in New York, they say
right here, "In New York City,

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"there was two sightings
in two elderly homes

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"where the aliens invaded

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and 'insta-trated'
the alien sites."

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Did you mean infiltrated?

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-That's what I said.
-Stupid.

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Damn, Brown. Read a book.
Take a class.

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Do something. It's ridiculous.

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What you think I'm doing?
I'm reading.

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-That's what I'm doing.
-About the aliens?

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Yes, about the aliens.

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It's been over 300 sightings
right here.

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"Over 300 sightings."

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Shut up! They been cloning
elderly people.

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Brown, you cannot believe

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everything you see
on the Internet, fool!

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I have you to know
this is a credit site.

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A credit site?

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Yes, a credit site.

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-And this guy, Dr. Uranus--
-Oh, my God.

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Yeah, he got proof that they've
been cloning us for decades.

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Yeah. And I think
he what you call one of them,

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uh, astrodlon, astro--

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An astronomer.
He's an astronomer.

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Yeah, he one of them.

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And I think you mean
credible site,

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not credit site.

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And I think that's what I said.

246
00:08:53,885 --> 00:08:55,920
See, he one of them doctors,

247
00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,123
he know all about
this alien stuff.

248
00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,557
He know alien stuff,

249
00:08:59,557 --> 00:09:01,559
because they even named a planet
after him.

250
00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:03,428
-Oh, my God.
-And the planet is called...

251
00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:06,097
It's a brown planet.
They call it Uranus.

252
00:09:06,097 --> 00:09:08,400
Yeah, you an anus,
a big brown anus.

253
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,669
That's what you are.
You an anus.

254
00:09:10,935 --> 00:09:12,337
You, you, your mama is an anus.

255
00:09:12,337 --> 00:09:13,705
Oh, my... [indistinct mumbling]

256
00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:15,306
-Look, I'ma tell you.
-Oh, I know.

257
00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:18,376
What they do is,
they'll put a mask on you.

258
00:09:18,376 --> 00:09:20,445
And then when they put
that mask on you,

259
00:09:20,445 --> 00:09:22,614
that's when they start cloning
your face.

260
00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:24,649
And then they put that mask
and next thing you know,

261
00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,584
[imitates bang] you cloned.

262
00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:28,286
[imitates bang]
You cloned just like that.

263
00:09:28,286 --> 00:09:29,854
See how you look?
[imitates bang]

264
00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:32,791
See, this is why you can't let
old people be on the Internet.

265
00:09:33,058 --> 00:09:34,559
This is why, right there.

266
00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,961
This is how you know
if people been cloned.

267
00:09:36,961 --> 00:09:38,530
'Cause they say
when they cloned,

268
00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:43,001
they'll come back big, ugly,
ignorant, ornery, with no soul.

269
00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:47,572
-[yelps]
-Yep, yep.

270
00:09:50,075 --> 00:09:52,343
Your mama is a clone.
How about that?

271
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,946
And, Anastasia, I know
you're not online,

272
00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:56,514
ordering more stuff
you don't need.

273
00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,550
You got all these boxes
over here,

274
00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:01,853
blocking the back door,
full of junk you keep ordering.

275
00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:04,656
-You ordered a--
-I beg your pardon!

276
00:10:04,656 --> 00:10:07,258
I am not online ordering junk.

277
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,927
Well, what are you online doing?

278
00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:09,994
I'm minding.

279
00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:11,229
Minding what?

280
00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:14,699
Minding my own damn business,
jackass.

281
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,436
Okay, well, this jackass
has a box for you.

282
00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:20,371
Oh, I'm sorry.

283
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:23,441
That's the anti-aging kit
I ordered.

284
00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:26,478
Anastasia,
that stuff does not work.

285
00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:30,014
And, Anastasia, girl, you don't
need no anti-aging kit.

286
00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:32,851
Oh, Mr. Brown, that is so sweet.

287
00:10:32,851 --> 00:10:34,185
No. You need a magic kit.

288
00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:35,820
Poof, you gone.

289
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:38,490
Disappear. Disappear.

290
00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,998
[Sandra] You good?

291
00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:49,134
I've been better.
[clears throat]

292
00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:51,369
All right,
well, you look horrible.

293
00:10:51,369 --> 00:10:52,904
Gee, thanks.

294
00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:54,439
You seen our nosy-ass parents?

295
00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:56,808
No, I was trying to stay
out of their way.

296
00:10:56,808 --> 00:10:58,143
Yeah, I'm just praying

297
00:10:58,143 --> 00:11:02,080
that they go somewhere
and just stay there.

298
00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:04,415
-Sorry?
-Aah!

299
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:06,384
[coughing]

300
00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:10,021
Yeah, it looks like God didn't
hear your little prayer

301
00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:12,857
because I'm not going anywhere,
and I'm staying right here.

302
00:11:12,857 --> 00:11:15,994
[scoffs] Why would I want you
to go anywhere, man?

303
00:11:15,994 --> 00:11:18,730
-I love you.
-I love you too, Dad.

304
00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:21,366
Uh, thanks?
Now out with it.

305
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,935
Out with what?
[chuckles nervously]

306
00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:25,403
Out with whatever has you
in here

307
00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:27,605
spreading love and prayers.

308
00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:29,607
Stop playing with me, man.
What's going on?

309
00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:31,776
[music]

310
00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:36,840
[music]

311
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,876
-Well, Dad--
-Don't do it, bro.

312
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,311
Sandra, you're not helping.

313
00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:43,847
Dad, I'm sorry, but Philip's
not a child anymore.

314
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:45,482
Yeah, what she said!

315
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,950
Who do you think
you're talking to?

316
00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:48,184
I'm going back here.

317
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,619
[Leah] You okay, baby?

318
00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:51,521
No, your son over here
is in some deep shit.

319
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:55,125
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad.
No need to curse.

320
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,194
Philip. What is going on
with you?

321
00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:00,563
Now, you know you can talk
to us about anything.

322
00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:03,266
-Oh, don't fall for that.
-Sandra.

323
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:07,303
Listen, Mom, Dad,
with all due respect,

324
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:08,805
you have to trust

325
00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:10,740
that you've raised a smart
and responsible son, okay?

326
00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:13,676
He's growing into adulthood,
and sometimes a young person

327
00:12:13,676 --> 00:12:15,545
needs time to figure out
what's going on

328
00:12:15,545 --> 00:12:17,380
before he shares it
with his parents.

329
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,449
And the parents need
to understand and trust

330
00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:21,017
that they've done a good job,

331
00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:23,119
and just let the child know
that they'll be there for them

332
00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:24,487
if and when they decide to share

333
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:26,055
what's going on
in their personal life.

334
00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:29,025
-Damn.
-Yeah, what he said.

335
00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,995
Sandra, that was
really good advice.

336
00:12:31,995 --> 00:12:33,763
[Jeremy] It actually was.

337
00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:36,733
All right, I got to apologize
to you, Son.

338
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:39,235
-Maybe your sister's right.
-Thanks, Dad.

339
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:41,237
And thanks, Sandra.

340
00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:43,439
[sighs] Okay, Philip.

341
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,708
I'ma leave it alone.

342
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,210
Yeah, Son.

343
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:50,013
Whenever you are ready to talk
about what's going on with you,

344
00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:51,247
we're here.

345
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:53,449
Yeah, I will, when the time
is right.

346
00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:55,618
Yeah, you're out of the hot seat
for now.

347
00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,754
-[Leah] Mm-hmm.
-But I'm watching you.

348
00:12:57,754 --> 00:13:00,089
-[Leah] Mm-hmm.
-[Jeremy] The both of you.

349
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,625
[Leah] Mm-hmm.

350
00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:05,662
Got my eyes on you.

351
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,531
So strange.

352
00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,668
-Hey, that speech was awesome.
-Thanks.

353
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,270
I saw it on an episode of
a reality show last night.

354
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:17,307
-Well, it saved my ass.
-Yeah, for now.

355
00:13:17,307 --> 00:13:19,776
Megan's still pregnant,
so you're now in the sunset

356
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:22,946
of what was once a promising
young life, little boy.

357
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,615
[music]

358
00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:27,617
Gee, thanks.

359
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:34,324
[Cora] Ooh, why is it so cold
in here?

360
00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:37,493
-Yes, Cora, it is cold.
-Jeez.

361
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:40,930
-[Cora] What?
-Cora, we in trouble.

362
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,198
What? What's wrong?

363
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:43,800
We're in the last days.

364
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,835
It's gonna take cold
when we're in the last days.

365
00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:48,838
That's how they get us, Cora.
First sign, the last days, cold.

366
00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:51,307
Now what does the last days
have to do with cold?

367
00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,109
Cora, I... Look.

368
00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:54,944
I was reading on the interline.

369
00:13:54,944 --> 00:13:57,714
What they gonna...
Yes, on the interline, Cora.

370
00:13:57,714 --> 00:14:00,817
What they need is they need it
to be cold in order

371
00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:03,453
to complete the transformation
and clone people.

372
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:05,655
You meant "on the Internet,"
Mr. Brown.

373
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:07,223
-Yes.
-You know, just calm yourself.

374
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,525
All we got to do is adjust
the thermostat.

375
00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:11,327
Well, Cora, we ain't--
what that's going to do?

376
00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:13,296
Adjust the thermostat
for aliens?

377
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:14,464
That ain't going to do nothing.

378
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,299
Now, what are you talking
about and who?

379
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,835
-Cora, you didn't know?
-[Cora] Know what?

380
00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:20,803
-You don't know, Cora?
-Know what?

381
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,105
-You don't know?
-No!

382
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:23,473
Them aliens.

383
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,475
They cloning elderly people.

384
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,977
Oh, Mr. Brown, ain't nobody got
time for that foolishness.

385
00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:29,479
Cora, it ain't no foolishness.

386
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:32,048
It's been 300 accounts
of aliens being seen.

387
00:14:32,048 --> 00:14:33,549
-Mr. Brown.
-I'ma tell you

388
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:34,851
-how you know it's an alien.
-How?

389
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:38,855
They'll be big, ugly,
and look like a goon.

390
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:40,189
Oh, hey, Ms. Cora.

391
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,325
-Oh. Hey, Mr. Vinny.
-Oh.

392
00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:44,160
-What y'all talking about?
-Goons.

393
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,495
[indistinct mumbling]

394
00:14:45,495 --> 00:14:46,796
[Cora] Don't pay no attention
to Mr. Brown.

395
00:14:46,796 --> 00:14:48,998
He talking about aliens
are cloning old folks.

396
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,234
Well, I sure hope they don't
clone another Brown.

397
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:55,438
Two of y'all with those four
fingers would be way too much.

398
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,041
They said if it's
a sudden power outage,

399
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:01,210
that's how you know it's a clone
being made right for your...

400
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,445
Oh.

401
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:03,946
-[Brown] I told y'all!
-Oh, my goodness.

402
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,383
Vinny a clone! I told y'all!
I'm scared! Somebody hold me!

403
00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:09,552
-Well, wait--
-Hold me!

404
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,020
Well, don't be afraid,
Mr. Brown.

405
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,789
Come on, Mr. Vinny.
Let's go check the breaker box.

406
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:14,390
Man up, Brown.
That's what you need to do.

407
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,659
Man up. Stupid.

408
00:15:16,659 --> 00:15:19,095
Wait a minute.
Let me read more of it.

409
00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:20,663
[typing furiously]

410
00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:25,335
"They need a definite picture
of your face to clone you.

411
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,737
"If you see someone in a mask,

412
00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:30,473
"suddenly, run.

413
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:33,543
"They are being cloned.
They will try to block you,

414
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:36,279
but get out of the building
as fast as possible."

415
00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:38,548
These people crazy.

416
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,820
[high-pitched screaming]

417
00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:56,299
I don't want to be cloned!
I'm too pretty!

418
00:15:56,299 --> 00:16:00,503
[screaming continues]

419
00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:02,839
What the hell is all that noise?

420
00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,474
Ms. Anastasia,
are you all right?

421
00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:07,410
I'm fine, but Mr. Brown
just lost his mind.

422
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:10,446
-He ain't never had a mind.
-Well, what happened?

423
00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:12,648
Ran out of here like a bat
out of hell.

424
00:16:12,648 --> 00:16:15,952
[laughter] Oh, my God.

425
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,920
Hope he don't come back.

426
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:22,525
So, what do you think
is going on with your son?

427
00:16:22,859 --> 00:16:25,261
Who knows?
You know, he's a teenage boy.

428
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,130
They professionals
at finding trouble.

429
00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:28,998
Think we should be worried?

430
00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:32,101
I mean, we parents, babe.
It's our job to worry.

431
00:16:32,101 --> 00:16:33,669
And, evidently, it's their job

432
00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:35,538
to give us something
to worry about.

433
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,074
Hey, baby girl.

434
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,343
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.

435
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:41,811
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

436
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:43,479
Sandra.

437
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:45,481
Yeah, Dad?

438
00:16:46,115 --> 00:16:48,451
Do you know what's going on
with your brother?

439
00:16:48,451 --> 00:16:51,087
Uh,<i> my</i> brother?

440
00:16:51,087 --> 00:16:52,488
Yeah, your brother.

441
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,891
What brother? Oh, Philip?

442
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:57,427
Girl, you have been acting
strange all day.

443
00:16:57,427 --> 00:16:59,128
Strange? No, no, no, no.

444
00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:01,063
I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm tired.

445
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:05,334
Yeah, registering for classes
always takes it out of me.

446
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,336
-[Jeremy] Mm-hmm.
-See ya.

447
00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:09,205
-Girl.
-She knows something.

448
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:10,473
Sit.

449
00:17:11,107 --> 00:17:13,509
Are you guys trying
to get information out of me?

450
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,077
Probably.

451
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,014
But your father and I want
to talk to you and your brother.

452
00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,949
Guys, I am not in this.

453
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,853
No, you're wrong about this one.
You are in this.

454
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:25,755
You guys are stressing me out.

455
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,458
Let's get to the bottom of this.
Um...

456
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:31,561
Philip! Get in here!

457
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:36,132
I'm gonna find out
what's going on.

458
00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:37,934
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.

459
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,502
Uh...

460
00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:43,873
What's, uh,
what's Sandra doing here?

461
00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:45,775
What are you guys talking about?

462
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,977
Mom, Dad, whatever she says,
she's lying!

463
00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:49,178
Relax, idiot.

464
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,880
You're gonna screw yourself
being so paranoid.

465
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,516
-I just got here.
-Oh, never mind.

466
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,953
What in the world is going on
with you two today?

467
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,989
Your son is a mindless brat
who has no common sense.

468
00:18:01,324 --> 00:18:03,259
-[Leah] Philip?
-Hmm?

469
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:04,994
What you got?

470
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:08,431
What I got? [mumbling]

471
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:09,699
[Jeremy] You got nothing?

472
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:12,001
Your sister just called you
a mindless brat.

473
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,337
And you don't have any comeback?
Like, you're not gonna say

474
00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:17,106
she looks like Whoville
from<i> The Grinch</i> , anything?

475
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,108
Or that her forehead is so big

476
00:18:19,108 --> 00:18:21,010
she has, like, a before
and after head?

477
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,745
-[laughter]
-That was a good one.

478
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,347
You guys are so not funny.

479
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:27,216
No, I don't think he'll be
saying anything today.

480
00:18:27,216 --> 00:18:29,519
In fact, I don't even know
why he's laughing.

481
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:31,654
[clears throat] Laughing?
Who's laughing?

482
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:36,325
Boy, you must have got yourself
in some pretty deep shi--.

483
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,960
Let it go. Let it go, baby.

484
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:38,961
I'm just saying.

485
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,596
[Leah] He'll tell us
when he's ready.

486
00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:45,067
But, uh, we want
to talk to you two.

487
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,837
I didn't do it.
It was definitely Philip.

488
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,705
Girl, would you leave
your brother alone?

489
00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:52,241
He is obviously having
a rough day. Okay?

490
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:55,211
Wait, so you guys already know?

491
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:58,347
What are you doing with that?

492
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,049
I found it in the bathroom.

493
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:01,951
Your mother was looking
for that.

494
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:03,252
Thank you, baby.

495
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:08,524
Uh, well, that brings us

496
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:12,895
to what we wanted to talk about.

497
00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:15,064
Of course it does.

498
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,668
How do you guys feel
about babies?

499
00:19:18,668 --> 00:19:21,003
-Hate them bastards.
-What?

500
00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,406
-What's wrong with you?
-I, I...

501
00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:24,907
You are so warped.

502
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,809
I hope you didn't mean that.

503
00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:28,644
No, no, I, uh, no,
of course not.

504
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,313
I don't know
where that came from.

505
00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:31,647
Sorry. Go, continue, sir.

506
00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:33,015
Good, because, yeah.

507
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:35,918
-We're about to have a--
-Uh, have a baby?

508
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,721
-Brother.
-Or sister.

509
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,657
-Huh?
-What?

510
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:44,660
Yeah. Your mom's pregnant.

511
00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:46,829
Yippee.

512
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,032
[Leah laughing]

513
00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:52,268
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514
00:19:54,712 --> 00:19:57,114
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515
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,550
Wait, wait,
so<i> you're</i> having a baby?

516
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,085
Wait, that's yours?

517
00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:03,855
Okay, you guys
don't seem excited.

518
00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:06,190
No, yes, yes, we are,
we are so happy.

519
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,859
We are so, so happy.

520
00:20:07,859 --> 00:20:09,460
Wait, so I'm not gonna
be an aunt?

521
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,629
I am way too young
to be called Auntie.

522
00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:13,498
An aunt? Girl, no.

523
00:20:13,498 --> 00:20:14,565
A big sister.

524
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:16,934
And, and I'm gonna be
a, a big brother.

525
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:18,469
Yes. [giggles]

526
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,404
Are you two on drugs?
What's going on?

527
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:24,141
No, Dad, we are so happy for you
and Mom.

528
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,812
Yes, yes, so, so, so happy,
so happy.

529
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,347
I love you guys so much.

530
00:20:29,347 --> 00:20:32,383
I, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love everybody.

531
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:35,152
In here. Come on, come on,
officers, right here.

532
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,021
They was over here
and she was coming.

533
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:38,523
Mr. Brown, is everything okay?

534
00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:39,690
[Brown] No.

535
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,392
What's going on, Officer?
What's the problem?

536
00:20:41,392 --> 00:20:43,261
Does anyone know this man?

537
00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:46,864
He says there's some sort
of alien "infilter" going on.

538
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:51,102
Y'all didn't see them?
They was everywhere.

539
00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:53,204
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540
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:58,101
[music]

541
00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:25,361
[music]

542
00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:27,664
[music]